Question 1
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten pound marshmallow and when I woke up the pillow was gone. A: Eddie IzzardB: Gordon BrownC: Tommy Cooper
Question 2
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. A: Johnny VegasB: Billy ConnellyC: Madonna
Question 3
Houston, Tranquility Base here. The eagle has landed. A: Neil ArmstrongB: John F KennedyC: Mr Bean
Question 4
The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any A: Fred AstaireB: Tony BlairC: Ali G
Question 5
We will not fail or falter, we shall not weaken or tire…… Give us the tools and we will finish the job. A: Julius CaesarB: Margaret ThatcherC: Winston Churchill
Question 6
That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. A: John CleeseB: Neil ArmstrongC: Martin Luther King
Question 7
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. A: Alan SugarB: Sir Tom FarmerC: Jerome K Jerome
Question 8
The important thing is not to stop questioning A: Albert EinsteinB: Kirsty WarkC: Jack McConnell
Question 9
No one can make you inferior without your consent A: Cherie BlairB: Eleanor RooseveltC: KT Turnstall
Question 10
Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. A: Freddie FlintoffB: Thomas EdisonC: Steve Redgrave